Aardvarkism a Threat to All Major Religions?

The Aardvarkian Monitor accepts no responsibility for any psychological damage or discomfort you may experience as a result of reading this publication. First time and or low I/Q readers may experience a high level of cognitive dissonance* when exposed to the true nature of reality as revealed in the Aardvarkian Monitor.

*Cognitive dissonance is a psychological phenomenon which refers to the discomfort felt at a discrepancy between what you already know or believe, and new the truth, the ultimate reality of the way things really are, as presented in the Aardvarkian.



The Word is spreading as more and more people realize that God is an aardvark. The spread of Aardvarkism is a major reason for the decline
in church attendance over the last few decades. The percentage of Americans who identify with some form of a Christian religion has been dropping in recent decades, and now stands at 77%, according to an aggregate of Gallup Polls conducted in 2008. In 1948, when Gallup began tracking religious identification, the percentage who were Christian was 91%.